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Can Washington Change Three regimes At Once The FUKUS axis - let's be honest, the Obama Administration in the USA, France and the UK are just sockpuppets, may have bitten off more than they can chew in trying to deliveer regime change in three nations at one to satisfy their paymasters the global bankers. The log jam has developed because of the failure to remove assad in Syria and the resolute support of Russia, China and Iran for their ally.

Transhumanism - What The Elite And Their Science Whores Have Planned For You
Transhumanism, the creation of - or turning us into - part human, part machine cyborgs is generating a lot of discussion and a lot of spontaneous ejaculations in the scientific community as they contemplate having their brains replaced by a computer. There are no limits on the ambitions of scientists fantasies, they even envisage creating robots that can interbreed with us, but how much is realistic?

New Regimes R Us - Ukraine And Venezuela Up For New World Order Destabilisation?
The FUKUS axis - well mainly the US, France and the UK are just sockpuppets as any fule kno - are at it again. With proof having emerged that the USA and the EU have had agnts formenting unrest in Ukraine, it should come as no surprise that the US intelligence in the shape of the CIA is also busy strirring up anti government protest in Venezuela

Population Is The New Climate Change
As the fake science that was used to push the global warming scare is exposed further almost every day, where do the global elites look now for the scare story that will generate enough fear and panic to drive their global totalitarian government agenda forward? Over population is the new climate change. The Daily Stirrer tells all in this article

The US Government's Dirty Little Secret: We Spent Your Gold
Some time ago we asked what the US Federal exchange had done with 300 tons of Germany's gold reserves that prevented it being returned to the Germans when they asked for it. Well we didn't stop at asking, we did some digging (not for gold but truth) and what we uncovered is worrying.

Competition Is Sin, Who Said That? Clue: Not one of the usual suspects.
The great appeal of the internet was that it remained free of corporate control. Well not for much longer, the global technology corporations have for years sought ways to control and monetize web traffic. Now they have hit on a solution. Establish a monopoly.

Are We Heading For A Financial Crash? Chief Reptillian Soros Is Betting On It
The financial markets seem to be getting more volatile, with share prices and currency values fluctuating wildly on the slightest indication of good or bad news. what you have to remember of course is that the more the markets fluctuate, the more our pensions and insurances get hit and the more profit those whose business depends on betting on or against shares, commodities and derivatives will make.

Representative government Is Being Replaced By A Global Technocracy
When Peter Mandelson, the architect of the New Labour project that gave Britain it's most authoritarian government in three hundred years and sold out national sovereignty to supranational bureaucracies, says that representative democracy is dying, he does not sound as if he will be one of the chief mourtners. What can we do to rescue our democratic freedoms from smooth faced technocrats like Mandelson?

Don't Worry If You Are A Barm Pot, Insane Is The New Normal
Have you noticed more and more people seem to be mentally ill these days. It isn't that we are getting crazier (the world is going insane, we are no more mad than our ancestors were), but that the bar people must jump to be diganosed bonkers is being set lower...

Levitation: Did Tesla Teach Us How To Get Ourselves Up
Science has always been for the terminally insane, the thing was some of the pointy headed insaniacs were actually very creative and clever. Recently though leaders of the scientific community have become more like the jesuits who conducted The Inquisition. Learn about the latest attempts to suppress the amazing inventions of Nikola Tesla.

Ragnarok - Horned Beasts Versus Horny Guys
So the end of the world is upon us again, this time it is Ragnarok when, according to Norse myth the earth splits asunder (I like that word) and the forces of darkness storm out for a final battle with the gods and heroes. This is not likely to happen of course, but just in case, LET'S PARTY.

You Need A Degree In Stupid To Work In The Public Sector
Probably the most gobsmackingly stupid piece of bureaucratic incompetence ever response to a disabled person's request for wheelchair access. Council complies by building a skateboard park in the front garden (complete with abusive chavs)

Transhumanism: With A Chip Under Your Skin You Will Be Superhuman
We seem to be talking a lot about transhumanism, the process of turing us into human - animal or human -machine hybrids recently. The Daily Stirer thinks such technological visions are nothing more than the fantasies of sick minds, but politicians and corporate leaders, ever eager for more power and control, seem willing to stump up infintie funding.

Deficit Spending: The Numbers, The Reckoning and The Reality Deniers.
As the arguments rage over whether we should steam ahead with punlic spending increases and printing money thus inflating away debt to end the finacial crisis and in the process destroting savings, or go for the austerity and reducing the rate of increase in the deficit, the reality looks more threatening all the time.

Ragnarok! Spamageddon Is Upon Us
The Vikings, those jolly, boozy, Spam noshing deflowerers of our maidens and adulteraters of our wives were not alway having a riotous time. They managed to sober up and stop fighting long enough to create a mythical tradition that provided a moral compass and explaind how life began and how the world will end. With a great battle between the forces of light and darkness dubbed Ragnarok apparently. read about it here.

Was The Flooding Of The Somerset Levels Deliberate?
Whether the recent freak weather that has caused flooding in the Somerset Levels was caused by HAARP, The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program or by nature, there is a very strong business case to support the idea that the floods werer planned for business reasons.

The Degree Factory: The Decline Of University Education
The decline of university education in parallel with dumbing down of the general population is contributing to the economic and social problems of the industriaised democracies. But why have standars been allowed to slip so far and can the trend in university education towards theraputic and politically correct courses be reversed?

Transhumanism: Eugenics By Any Other Name Still Smells As Evil
We have said many times that the science community is at war with humanity. Scientists are out of control, evry day we hear of some new scheme to try to control nature, be it human nature or the climate. Given what we ought to have learned from all previous attempts to control nature we can only conclude that scientists are insane psychos willing to risk destroying life to show off how clever they are.

Will The World Have an Appetite For Chemical Slimeburgers
Though there is no actual shortage of food in the world, not an actual surfeit of people, rather only a psychotic desire for control mong the elite they must invent these things as the means of spreading far and panic about the future that we will accept increasingly fascistic and authoritarian government. Thus the power that be are prepared to invest £$millions in creating food in the lab rather than encouraging labour intensive natural farming.

U.S. Silently Tortures Americans With Cell Tower Electronic Neuroweapon News is starting to leak out of a programme of social control being carried out by the US government on its own citizens. The Obama Administration is using Nikola Tesla's scalar wave technology to psychologically affect tranches of the population. When The Daily Stirrer blogged on Tesla a few years ago we said this application for his scalar wave technology was far fetched. Looks like I might have been too cautious.

The International Elite's Contempt For National Sovereignty
One of our themes in The Daily Stirrer has been the new elise and their push for global government. Here in a cross post with Philo and Sophia we look at the political philosophy behind multiculturalism global view thinking and the push to abolish national sovereignty and hand power to supranational bureaucrats

Financial Crisis? The Dow Has Already Fallen More Than 1000 Points From The Peak Of The Market
The dramatic falls in world wide stock markets over the past week hows that the Daily Stirrer finance expert was correct in predicting this, such recovery in the global economy as has happened since 2008 has been the result of printing money and manipulating the markets. This latest action is part of a massive heist by the bankers to drain the value from our savings and pensions

Euro Nazis and the Brussels threat to democracy
As yet another Euro - nazi political figure, the German foreign minister, breaks cover to say that opposition in Europe to the creation from the EU of a single European nation must be suppressed at all costs, we wonder what it will take to make the millions of sheeple wake up and realise they are following our leaders down the road to Nuremberg.

Greenteeth Labyrinth Geoengineering Menu
It has long been our opinion that most scientists are insane sociopaths. One of the most insanely sociopathic of the new sciences is geoengineering. Only a madman would conduct experiments on the planet that is our environment without having a clue what the consequences might be.

If The Technotwats Get Their Way Robot Censors Will Control Internet Content
Almost every day we hear of a new scheme hatched by insane, sociopathic scientists to dehumanise us and make us slaves to machines. One of the latest is a scheme for using robot censors to control what we see and hear on the internet. If this was just about copyright protection it would be bad enough but wen the technocrats talk of filtering undesireable content, aren't we getting close to ditital fascism?


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Leonora (historic fiction) by Gina Pounds - Review

Comedy Menu:

Comedy writing, verse, poetry, comic songs, cartoons, comic fiction, comic verse. If you are looking for a laugh and you can't find one here you are very hard to please.

Wide World


Join our writers as they take you around the world in words and pictures. No typical travelogue this because we try wander away from the usual tourist destinations, to delve a little deeper into the nature of the place, locals you might travel to, investigate the culture, how communities developed and what has made things the way they are. Look for overlaps here with our history, food and music menus as we try to recreate a little of the atmosphere. Nobody has yet found a way to digitise smells but as soon as the technology is abailable we will bring you that aspect of the ambience too.

Health and Wellbeing


How to make healthy eating fun, exercise that is not a chore, lessons in how to chill, sensible drinking. Health and Wellbeing are one of the main concerns that cause stress in this increasingly crazy world. In this menu find articles, spoken word and video on how to cope with the stresses of modern life, how to make a personal refuge for yourself even in a crowded place and how to fend off the pressures of the aggressive consumer society we inhabit.

The Natural World


Anything to do with nature can find a place here, from exploring a cave complex to articles and video on wildlife. There are obvious overlaps here with travel, health and wellbeing and the environment menus but that is the nature of The Greenteeth Labyrinth. Just as a walk in the woods might lead one of our writers to record the habits of an animal colony or write on the breeding cycle of birds, so in the Labyrinth you never know where a link might lead you to.


Real Lives - the biography menu

Biographical writing on the lives of the famous and the unknown (who often have the more interesting stories to tell,) memoir, stories told in verse, in pictures with commentary, in any way because Greenteeth Labyrinth is about using the power and versatility of new media to communicate in new ways. Everybody has a story to tell and their own way of telling it. Cameraderie, shared hardship, life on the factory floor or in the field, triumph, tragedy, survival, if it is true life it belongs here and we will find the best way of presenting it. THIS MENU is not live yet but find A Stroke Of Luck, Ian Thorpe's memoir of recovery from a massive brain haemorrhage available to read free online. Go to A Stroke Of Luck - Chapter 1

Past Perspectives: New Angles On History
History as it is taught in conventional schools and colleges is mostly wrong. Not slightly wrong, not just spun a bit to fit a political agenda but blatantly wrong. Worse, it is deliberately wrong. The Roman Empire, usually presented as the great civilising force in the western world, the enlightened society that dissed its enemies as Barbarians and Heathens was in many ways actually less civilised that the Bararians it conquered. The Celts of Norhern Europe, the Moors of North Africa and the Persians all had well organised societies and in many ways were ahead of Rome in technology and scholarship.
The American War Of Independence was not fought for religious freedom of in the first instance for freedom of any kind. The rebels were asking for seats in the British Parliament for the colonies, "no taxation without representation." The rebel leaders were British Gentleman Adventurers and many of the senior British Officers were supporters of the Stewart claim to the throne, regarding the Hanoverians as usurpers. Thus they were tacitly sympathetic to the rebellion. These are just two of the instances in which history needs to be viewed from a different perspective if a true picture is to be seen. There is much more in this menu.

A Quick Tour Of The Church of Saint Mary and All Saints, Whalley, Lancashire, UK A quick tour of the parish church of St Mary and All Saints in Whalley gives us a glimpse of the history of this area.There has been a Christian church on this site since the seventh century and though the eariest parts of the current building are from the tenth century stones from the older church were used in the construction. Three ancient Saxon crosses that stand in the church grounds are also from the tenth century


Philo & Sophia - Philosophy can be fun

From the core philosophies of the great religions to the ideas of modern existentialists, philosophy is regarded as dull, heavy and irrelevant. But philosophy is ideas and ideas are the most exciting things in the world. In the Greenteeth Labyrinth we try to bring you philosophy lite, wisdom without weight. From the origins of the Universe to the myseries of quantum physics, from the earliest forms of Goddess worship to the quasi - religious ideas of self help gurus, all is examined here. You will even find some articles in this menu showing up in the comedy pages too.The overall message of Philo and Sophia though can be summed up in the words of Hypatia of Alexandria, proto-feminist of the ancient world who said, "All formal and dogmatic religions are fallacious, to teach superstitions as truth is the most terrible thing. Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."
What happened to her for thinking like that? Enter the menu to find out.

Fools and Dreamers - the poetry pages


Like philosophy, poetry is a type of literature easily shunned as boring. Often that dismissal is accurate, particularly in the case of modernists, whose self-indulgent navel gazing verse is deliberately made so obscure and complex it is doubtful even the poets themselves understand WTF they are banging on about. On the other hand there are maverick bands of poets, freal traditionalists, wandering the net attacking the unwary readers with their polysyllabic peregrenations through poetry's more arcane medieval forms. Bad traditional petry can be as much a turnoff as modern do-it-yourself psychology poems. At Greenteeth we publish the poets we think are fun, especially those who bring us their work in audio or video form. Poetry is about rhythm, pace and timing as much as language. Words can lie dead on a page. Let us bring them to life for you and maybe help you find a new form of entertainment to enjoy.

The Greenteeth Art Gallery

Famour artists introduced and their work examines, images of great paintings available to browse online. This new section is expanding rapidly, keep looking in.

Ian R Thorpe

Janet Caldwell

Other Poetry Menus: Audio Poetry Menu
Latest: Click on link to menu for text versions and on links below to go straight to audio. [ Suzannas's Tits] ... [ Wishing ] ... [ For An American Girl ] ... [ Alien In My Bed ] ... [ Favourite Boy ] ...[ Late Nite Movie ] ... [ Casual Sex In New York ] ... [ Love Like Chains] ... [ A Pale Horse ] [ Comic Verse ]
Love Poems Menu

The Science and Technology Menu
Science and Technology is not a collection of work lauding all things scientific but is somewhere you will find objective and independent writing on technologies including sustainable power generation, internet developments, IT hardware, transport technology, food production and all areas of research and development while articles on natural sciences will set out to challege orthodox thinking. If you are one of those people who is trying to establish science as a rival to religion you will not feel at home here but if you like to keep up with at the latest developments from a wide perspective while reasing about them in a style that does not attempt to blind readers with science you will be in your element.

Humanitas - Everything That makes Us Human
Who are we, where do we come from, what's it all about, is there any point to all that we do ? Should we give a damn?
There is a very nasty tasting mindset being bred in the academic world, and particularly in the fields of science and technology, that insidiously suggests all the qualities that make being human so wonderful are in fact weaknesses and should be resisted if not eliminated. "We should all try to live scientifically" one eminent scientist recently suggested as if there was anything about life that could even loosely be described as scientific. In the end the scientists and tech-heads, with their insane belief in reason, logic and evidence based knowledge are little different to religious fundamentalists in the way they cling desperately to their certainties while the rest of us blunder hopefully through life trying to make some sense of it all.
Sub Menus: [ People and Customs ] ... [ Who We Are ] ... [ Work and Play ]

Faith and Spirituality
Wander through the writing of followers of various faiths, belief systems and traditions and maybe feel inspired to explore your own spirituality. You will find no preaching here, while all are welcome to submit to us their point of view, christian, muslim, jewish, hindi, buddhist, pagan and all their variations any work that tries to suggest one faith has the right understanding of life, the universe and everything while all the others are wrong will be rejected.

LATEST POSTS: [ What A Pagan Believes ] ... [ The True Tale Of The Easter Bunny ] ... [ The Druid Path ] ...

A Quick Tour Of The Church of Saint Mary and All Saints, Whalley, Lancashire, UK A quick tour of the parish church of St Mary and All Saints in Whalley gives us a glimpse of the history of this area.There has been a Christian church on this site since the seventh century and though the eariest parts of the current building are from the tenth century stones from the older church were used in the construction. Three ancient Saxon crosses that stand in the church grounds are also from the tenth century

'There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.'

from In Memoriam by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

The Daily Stirrer - July 2010


The Contraversialist Blog that aims to bring you the most provocative and fearless opinion on the topics of the day. Daily Stirrer contributors write from the heart and shoot from the hip on all the topics that are making news. They will tackle business and politics, bureucracy, health society, science and technology. education, transport and any other issue where the media conspire with the money men to make sure the difficult questions are not being asked.
Daily Stirrer Home Page

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Bog of Blogs

Links to our favourite Blogs around the web. If you can't find enough interesting content in our pages, the Bog of Blogs will give even the most avid readers enough to keep them happy for a long time. Humour, celebrity, sport, politics, entertainment, observation, relationships, nature, its all here.

Boggart Blog Central
Find selections from Boggart Blog, our flagship daly publication.
Boggart Network News: [ 1 ] ... [ 2 ] ... [ 3 ] ... [ 4 ] ... [ 5 ] ... [ Boggart Blog Central 6 ] ... [ Boggart Blog Central 7 ] ... [ Boggart Blog Central 8 ] ... [ Boggart Blog Central9 ] ... [ bogboggart10 ]

The Audio Menu


Music, Fiction, Poetry, hear them all when you explore the Labyrinth's audio menu. First up as we launch this new menu is Brother Bastion. Click the name to go to his page, read about the act, hear sample tracks and find out how to buy Brother bastion's music online.

The Video Menu

This is being sorted out now as our video work is scattered all over the web. Here are a few videos to get the menu started. { Fingers - silly comic verse ] ... [ The Conservative Contender ] ... [ Them ] ... [ We Made Love ... [ Skin ]

We Made Love ] ... { For Money ]

[ Them - A poem for the surveillance society]
One of the biggest worries to afflict people living in modern economically developed nations is the loss of privacy. CCTV, databases, surveillance technology and internet monitoring contribute to a feeling we are losing our freedom as individuals. This poem by by British poet Ian R Thorpe sums up the zeitgeist.
See video "Them" only

Picture Gallery


This menu is being populated with a few posts before we open a dedicated menu. First up is Gull In Flight at Robin Hood's Bay
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Young River photo accompanies a nature poem by Ian R Thorpe [ Poetry Menu ] ... [ Featured Writer ]

More typical of what we are doing (and more intersting perhaps are the photosets which will build into a tour of an area. We start these with Rievaulx Abbey [ 1 ] ... [ 2 ] ..., the spectacular ruin of a Cistercian monastery in North Yorkshire that did not survive being knocked abut a bit by King Henry VIII and his boys.



Meditations


A series of evocative photographs with commentary aimed at reminding people that is the hetic world of work, amition amd conspicuous consumption we must not forget how to simply be.
Sunsets, rivers, hills and valleys, gardens, seascapes, churches, temples and sacred spaces, architectural features, anything that might make people take time to appreciate their surroundings and just feel a sense of connectedness with their world can feature here. Intro and Menu for this section [ Have We Forgotten How To Be ]

Now go and find some peace and relaxation. What Do You Want To See?



Art Menu
Our newest addition. We Will be grpwing this menu rapidly.
The Kelpie

Education Menu
As the rhetoric of politicians, academics and leaders of the teching professions gets more lurid the product being turned out by the education system gets dumber. So what can be done? The thing politicians, teachers and academics hate more than anything is ridicule. So the Boggart Bloggers say "On With The Motley."

LATEST POSTS [ Lazy Pupils Exam Guide ] ... [ Duming Down Conspiracy ]


Food Menu Greenteeth continues to expand, the addition of a food menu is our latest venture. This is in the very early stages of its gestation period at the moment but here are links to the first two items added.

[ Snacks: Egg and Onion Sandwich ] ... [ Hot and Tasty - Bolton Hot Pot ]


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